Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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