So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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