now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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