idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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