I think i sorta joined a cult last night
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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