Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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