It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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