I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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