Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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