She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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