My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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