I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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