The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she woke up with a sticky ear
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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