Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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