When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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