We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Randomize
