when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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