you guys were way drunker than both of me
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
