me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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