It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I would fuck him just for his dog
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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