The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
only if we run a train.
done.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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