I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she told me i tasted like america
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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