its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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