I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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