if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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