Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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