You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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