I want to make a zoo with you.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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