i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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