Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
someone threw a dead crab at me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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