so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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