Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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