when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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