U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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