Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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