we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is wine microwaveable?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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