The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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