Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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