oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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