READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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