I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
ttyl tear gas
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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