Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
