i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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