haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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