Sry I called you an 8
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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