so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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