how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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