let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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