In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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