Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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