Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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