people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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