ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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