quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
