Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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