i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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