Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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