question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She's the barista slut.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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